swiss miss 3.

22. They drive on the same sides of the road as us. And their cars are as big as ours too. They have SUV's.

23. Every toilet flushes differently. You might look for the pull for at least 6 minutes before giving up and then mentally picturing the stall and figuring it out after you've left.

24. Teenagers can wear the "f" word on their shirts without getting too many weird looks.

25. There is a strange abundance of Asians.

26. Really. Every little kid is aesthetically beautiful. Even if his or her parents aren't attractive at all. They are all adorable.

27. Church in French is really difficult to stay awake for.

28. There is no shortage of man-capris.

29. Men wear two large balloons under their shirts and walk around looking like women. Because no woman has boobs that big... Right?

30. Lesbians tongue each other on the metro.

31. Old men in Speedos strip in front of you.

32. Old, fat men in Speedos play in the water fountains with small children.

33. Blogger logs you in in German.

The end.