So I'm in college. Big deal. Classes, I can handle. Roommates, I can handle. But something I was not prepared for was the abundance of... couples. That's right, boys, girls, the whole shebang. It's really the PDA of the couples, it's simply the vast plentitude of couples. They're everywhere. Seriously. I can't even go work out in the student gym without seeing at least one. And they're cute, too. Always holding hands, toting babies, sporting their diamonds. You might think I'm embittered, being single and all, and that this is my way of lashing out on the male population for not noticing me, but on the contrary, I love couples. They're adorable. They just, frankly, are not particularly what I'd like to see every day between classes. A change of scenery would be nice, is all.
