we have a problem.

I will try and lay this out for you as simply (and vaguely) as possible...

I am completely in love with a boy with whom I should definitely NOT be in love.

As you can see, this is an issue for many reasons. The main one being that WE AREN'T SPEAKING TO ONE ANOTHER. I am hopeless. Did I mention that he turns me into an absolute psycho? Because I am one-hundred percent delusional right now. That is all.

happy birthday, pj.

PJ was the best cat ever. Tomorrow, he will turn 25 in human years. I loved that cat to death, but... I had to let him go. So... Wherever you are, PJ, happy birthday. If you showed up at my door, I'd probably still let you in. Anyways, without PJ, my only feline companion is this lovely 40-pound compatriot.

Pretty sure these are the only two positions I've seen her in in the past 5 years.

classic west palm.

We're at West Palm Beach for the week. Some golden moments...

M: "Charity. Otherwise known as... T-PLOC."

J: "Well, I saw these girls so I followed them around for a bit but then I think they saw me so I got scared and came up here on the elevator."
me: "Why didn't you say hi?"
J: "I'm not weird like that, okay?"

Me: "M, there are no trick questions in real life."
M: "You're stupid. Answer that."

Me totally not noticing the crotch-hole in my brand new pants until after dinner and shopping. Smooth.

"I don't get sunburns... I just get really painful tans." --J

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is my family.