swiss miss 2.

12. You are expected to only use one square of toilet paper. This is implicitly, but strongly, encouraged because bathrooms only dispense this amount at one time or the toilet paper is ridiculously thick.

13. If you have to pee, GO. Never think that you'll "be fine." You will not.

14. Sometimes completing number 13 requires money. No matter how badly you have to go.

15. Electric fences are for cows.

16. Alpine flies are really stupid.

17. Rivella = Coke

18. Rick Steves = God

19. Leggings pass as appropriate bottoms to an outfit.

20. Any falling water is potable, even if it is spewing out of the side of a 9th-century castle. However, water from a bathroom faucet is not.

21. Hiking down to Murren requires unleashing your inner Freud.

Still to be continued...